AN EPISTLE TO FLEETWOOD SHEPHARD, Esq

Burleigh, May 14, 1689.

SIR,

As once a Twelvemonth to the Priest,
Holy at Rome, here Antichrist,
The Spanish King presents a Jennet,
To show his Love: — That's all that's in it:
For if his Holiness would thump
His reverend Bum 'gainst Horse's Rump;
He might b' equipt from his own Stable
With one more White, and eke more Able. 

Or as with Gondola's and Men, His
Good Excellence the Duke of Venice
[Page 12]11  (I wish, for Rhime, 't had been the King)
Sails out, and gives the Gulph a Ring;
Which Trick of State, He wisely maintains,
Keeps Kindness up 'twixt old Acquaintance:
For else, in honest Truth, the Sea
Has much less need of Gold than He. 

Or, not to rove, and pump one's Fancy
For Popish Similies beyond Sea;
As Folks from Mud-wall'd Tenement
Bring Landlords Pepper-corn for Rent;
Present a Turkey, or a Hen
To Those might better spare Them Ten:
Ev'n so with all Submission, I
(For first Men instance, then apply)
Send You each Year a homely Letter,
Who may return Me much a better. 

Then take it, Sir, as it was writ,
To pay Respect, and not show Wit:
Nor look askew at what it saith:
There's no Petition in it — 'Faith. 

Here some would scratch their Heads, and try
What They should write, and How, and Why:
But I conceive, such Folks are quite in
Mistakes, in Theory of Writing. 
If once for Principle 'tis laid,
That Thought is Trouble to the Head;
[Page 13]37  I argue thus: The World agrees,
That He writes well, who writes with Ease:
Then He, by Sequel Logical,
Writes best, who never thinks at all. 

Verse comes from Heav'n, like inward Light;
Meer human Pains can ne'er come by't:
The God, not We, the Poem makes:
We only tell Folks what He speaks. 
Hence, when Anatomists discourse,
How like Brutes Organs are to Our's;
They grant, if higher Powers think fit,
A Bear might soon be made a Wit;
And that, for any thing in Nature,
Pigs might squeak Love-Odes, Dogs bark Satyr. 

Memnon, tho' Stone, was counted vocal;
But 'twas the God, mean while, that spoke all. 
Rome oft has heard a Cross haranguing,
With prompting Priest behind the Hanging:
The Wooden Head resolv'd the Question;
While You and Pettis help'd the Jest on. 

Your crabbed Rogues, that read Lucretius,
Are against Gods, You know; and teach us,
The God makes not the Poet; but
The Thesis, vice-versâ put,
Should Hebrew-wise be understood;
And means, The Poet makes the God. 

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Ægyptian Gard'ners thus are said to
Have set the Leeks they after pray'd to;
And Romish Bakers praise the Deity
They chipp'd, while yet in it's Paniety. 

That when You Poets swear and cry,
The God inspires! I rave! I die! 
If inward Wind does truly swell Ye,
'T must be the Cholick in your Belly:
That Writing is but just like Dice;
And lucky Mains make People Wise:
That jumbled Words, if Fortune throw 'em,
Shall, well as Dryden, form a Poem;
Or make a Speech, correct and witty,
As You know who — at the Committee. 

77 So Atoms dancing round the Center,

78 They urge, made all Things at a Venture.

But granting Matters should be spoke
By Method, rather than by Luck;
This may confine their younger Styles,
Whom Dryden pedagogues at Will's:
But never could be meant to tye
Authentic Wits, like You and I:
For as young Children, who are try'd in
Go-Carts, to keep their Steps from sliding;
When Members knit, and Legs grow stronger,
Make use of such Machine no longer;
[Page 15]89  But leap pro Libitu, and scout
On Horse call'd Hobby, or without:
So when at School we first declaim,
Old Busbey walks us in a Theme,
Whose Props support our Infant Vein,
And help the Rickets in the Brain:
But when our Souls their Force dilate,
And Thoughts grow up to Wit's Estate;
In Verse or Prose, We write or chat,
Not Six-Pence Matter upon what. 

'Tis not how well an Author says;
But 'tis how much, that gathers Praise. 
Tonson, who is himself a Wit,
Counts Writers Merits by the Sheet. 
Thus each should down with all he thinks,
As Boys eat Bread, to fill up Chinks. 

Kind Sir, I should be glad to see You;
I hope Y' are well; so God be wi' You;
Was all I thought at first to write:
But Things, since then, are alter'd quite;
Fancies flow in, and Muse flies high:
So God knows when my Clack will lye:
I must, Sir, prattle on, as afore,
And beg your Pardon yet this half Hour. 

So at pure Barn of loud Non-Con,
Where with my Granam I have gone,
[Page 16]115  When Lobb had sifted all his Text,
And I well hop'd the Pudding next;
Now to apply, has plagu'd me more,
Than all his Villain Cant before. 

For your Religion, first, of Her
Your Friends do sav'ry Things aver:
They say, She's honest, as your Claret,
Not sowr'd with Cant, nor stum'd with Merit:
Your Chamber is the sole Retreat
Of Chaplains ev'ry Sunday Night:
Of Grace, no doubt, a certain Sign,
When Lay-Man herds with Man Divine:
For if their Fame be justly great,
Who would no Popish Nuncio treat;
That His is greater, We must grant,
Who will treat Nuncio's Protestant. 
One single Positive weighs more,
You know, than Negatives a Score. 

In Politicks, I hear, You're stanch,
Directly bent against the French;
Deny to have your free-born Toe
Dragoon'd into a Wooden Shoe:
Are in no Plots; but fairly drive at
The Publick Welfare in your Private:
And will, for England's Glory, try
Turks, Jews, and Jesuits to defy,
And keep your Places 'till You die. 

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For me, whom wand'ring Fortune threw
From what I lov'd, the Town and You;
Let me just tell You how my Time is
Past in a Country-Life. — Imprimis,
As soon as Phoebus' Rays inspect us,
First, Sir, I read; and then I Breakfast;
So on, 'till foresaid God does set,
I sometimes Study, sometimes Eat. 
Thus, of your Heroes and brave Boys,
With whom old Homer makes such Noise,
The greatest Actions I can find,
Are, that They did their Work, and din'd. 

The Books of which I'm chiefly fond,
Are such, as You have whilom con'd;
That treat of China's Civil Law,
And Subjects Rights in Golconda;
Of Highway-Elephants at Ceylan,
That rob in Clans, like Men o' th' Highland;
Of Apes that storm, or keep a Town,
As well almost, as Count Lauzun;
Of Unicorns and Alligators,
Elks, Mermaids, Mummies, Witches, Satyrs,
And twenty other stranger Matters;
Which, tho' they're Things I've no Concern in,
Make all our Grooms admire my Learning. 

167 Criticks I read on other Men,

168 And Hypers upon Them again;

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169 From whose Remarks I give Opinion

170 On twenty Books, yet ne'er look in One.

Then all your Wits, that flear and sham,
Down from Don Quixote to Tom Tram;
From whom I Jests and Punns purloin,
And slily put 'em off for Mine:
Fond to be thought a Country Wit:
The rest, — when Fate and You think fit. 

Sometimes I climb my Mare, and kick her
To bottl'd Ale, and neighb'ring Vicar;
Sometimes at Stamford take a Quart,
'squire Shephard's Health — With all my Heart. 

Thus, without much Delight, or Grief,
I fool away an idle Life;
'Till Shadwell from the Town retires
(Choak'd up with Fame and Sea-coal Fires)
To bless the Wood with peaceful Lyric;
Then hey for Praise and Panegyric,
Justice restor'd, and Nations freed,
And Wreaths round William's glorious Head. 

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Prior, Matthew, 1664-1721. Poems on Several Occasions [English poems only]. London: Printed for JACOB TONSON at Shakespear's-Head over against Katharine-Street in the Strand, and JOHN BARBER upon Lambeth-Hill. MDCCXVIII., 1718, pp. 11-18. [42],506,[6]p.: ill.; 2°. (ESTC T075639) (Page images digitized from a copy in the Bodleian Library [H 6.8 Art.].)

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AN EPISTLE TO FLEETWOOD SHEPHARD, Esq

Burleigh, May 14, 1689.

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