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Prologue spoken by Mr. HAINS to TRAPOLIN, or a Duke and no Duke.
1 TRapolin suppos'd a Prince, this humour shows
2 Strange Matters do depend upon suppose,
3 You wh—res*
* To the Eighteen penny Gallery.
may be thought Chast,3 You Criticks witty†
† To the Pit.
4 And I that have been kept for being pretty,
5 Suppos'd a Beau, through the well govern'd City;
6 Fancy digested into strong Supposes,
7 Makes Cheeks fair, where no Lillies grow nor Roses,
8 And Women beautiful that want their Noses:
9 'Tis that and Nature all the World inspires,
10 Fancy's the Bellows, kindling up new Fires
11 When th' Fuel's gone, that should supply desires;
12 And Nature is the Parent we all know,
13 By whom like Plants, we fructifie and grow.
[Page 89]14 The Reverend Citizen sixty and above,
15 That by poor Inch of Candle barters Love;
16 Supposes, that his Son and Heir he got,
17 But ask his Wife, and she supposes not.
18 The Trees by Rosamonds Pond her Sins have known,
19 And the dear Leaves still stick upon her Gown;
20 Whilst the dull Sot, that's just a C— old made,
21 Supposes she's at Church, and praying for a Trade.
22 The Country Novice newly come to Town,
23 Doom'd by his Parents to a dagled Gown;
24 That wanting Grace, in Love most lewdly falls
25 With some hot Nymph in these unhallow'd Walls,
26 Supposes some bright Angel he has gotten,
27 Till finding by sad signs the Wh—re was rotten;
28 His sweating Study's chang'd to sweating Tubs,
29 And Doctor Littleton, for Doctor Hobs,
30 Pray tell me, who would marry here among ye,
31 (For Whoring ye all hate, I scorn to wrong ye,)
32 That did not first suppose his Wife a Maid,
33 And Virgin Pleasures blest the Marriage Bed;
[Page 90]34 Yet 'tis Opinion must your Peace secure,
35 For no Experiment can do't I'm sure;
36 In Paths of Love, no footsteps e'er were trac'd,
37 All you can do is to suppose her Chast;
38 For Women are of that deep subtle kind
39 The more you dive to know, the less you find,
40 Ah, Ladies, what strange Fate attends us Men,
41 For when we prudently would scape your gin,
42 Sweet Supposition draws the Woodcocks in:
43 In all Affairs 'tis so, the Lawyer bawls,
44 And with dam'd Noise and Nonsence plagues the Halls,
45 Supposing after seven years being a Drudge,
46 'Twill be his Fortune to be made a Judge:
47 The Parson too that prays against Ill Weathers,
48 That thumps the Cushion till he leaves no Feathers,
49 Would let his Flock, I fear, grow very lean,
50 Without a fat Suppose of being a Dean:
51 In every thing is some by End, but Wit,
52 And that has too much Virtue in't, to get;
53 Then for our sakes that want a lucky Hit,
[Page 91]54 Let kind Suppose, for once possess your Mind,
55 Think in that Charm all Pleasures are confin'd,
56 Tho you mislike the Farce, pray don't disclose it;
57 But if you are not satisfi'd, — Suppose it.
Source edition
D'Urfey, Thomas, 1653-1723. New poems, consisting of satyrs, elegies, and odes together with a choice collection of the newest court songs set to musick by the best masters of the age / all written by Mr. D'Urfey. London: Printed for J. Bullord ... and A. Roper ..., 1690, pp. 88-91. [16],207,[1]p. (ESTC R17889) (Page images digitized from a copy in the Bodleian Library [Harding C 1197 (1)].)
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- An ELEGY On the Death of that true Perfection of Beauty and Goodness, the Lady ESSEX SPICKET, who dyed of the Small-Pox, immediately after her Marriage. ()
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- EPSOM-WELLS: A Satyr by way of Dialogue, between Critick and Fame. ()
- The Farmers Daughter, a SONG, set to a Pleasant Scotch Tune. ()
- The HEALTH. A Second Movement. ()
- The KING'S Health: A CATCH Sung in Parts. ()
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- The Law of Nature; A SONG set to an Excellent new Tune. ()
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- An ODE, From the Greek of ANACREON. ()
- An ODE. To my much honored Friend Sir THOMAS GARRARD, Baronet, upon his Climacterical YEAR. ()
- The Old Fumbler. A SONG: Set by Mr. Hen. Purcell. ()
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- A PARALLEL. ()
- A POEM Panegyrical On His GRACE THE D. of ALBEMARLE; With Remarks on His Voyage for JAMAICA, and the late Treasure brought Home in the JAMES and MARY. ()
- A PROLOGUE, By way of SATYR, spoke before King CHARLES II. at New-Market. ()
- The Scotch VIRAGO. A SONG Sung to the Queen at Kensington. ()
- A Second Burlesque LETTER written for a Friend, suppos'd to be a CUCKOLD'S GHOST, coming from Hell, and answering a Satyr of STUM CLARET his Brother Vintner; With a Conjugal Reprimand to SALACIA his late Mournful WIDOW. ()
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- SONG. ()
- A SONG. ()
- A SONG. ()
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- TO A LADY, Twitting him with his being Peevish, and having Ill Humours. ()
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- To CYNTHIA. ()
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