[Page 1]A NEW ESSAY In Defence of VERSE, With a SATYR Upon the Enemies of POETRY.
1 WHat time was ever blest to that degree
2 As that fam'd golden Age of Poetry?
3 When th' Oaken Garland, and the Laurel Crown
4 Flourish'd, as equal Trophies of Renown.
[Page 2]5 When Great Augustus did the Scepter weild,
6 And glittering Arts th' Imperial Crown did guild,
7 Poets and Heroes alike honour'd were,
8 The one to do great deeds, the other to declare.
9 Horace, and Ovid, charm'd the Courtly throng;
10 Majestick Maro sung his lofty Song,
11 And by the Worlds great Monarch** Snetonius writes of Augustus, that he was not only an extraordinary lover of the ingenious Authors of that Age, but also an excellent Poet himself: he once writ a bitter Satyr against a Poet, who durst return no answer, only saying, Periculosum est in eum scribere, qui potest proscribere.
was so grac'd, 12 The awful Bard he on his right Hand plac'd.
13 Nay even the lesser Genius was not scorn'd,
14 But each to his desert with praise adorn'd;
15 From Pindar's height, to Cinna's low degree,
16 Some Honor still was done to Poetry.
17 The Nation cherish'd each Harmonious strain,
18 And Tuneful Numbers charm'd each Infant Brain:
19 Whilst jocond Muses Danc'd about their Spring,
20 And Caesar's glories did to Caesar Sing.
[Page 3]21 Momus his malice was asham'd to use;
22 Nor durst discountenance a bashful Muse.
23 The sober Criticks were all Judges then,
24 And what they cavill'd at, could well maintain.
25 Instruction, and not Envy, fill'd their minds;
26 The Wits, and would be Wits, were diff'rent kinds.
27 Reason and Judgment founded their Disputes,
28 And Orpheus there was safe amongst the Brutes;
29 But here where Routs of Bachanals do throng,
30 Alas, What Orpheus can defend his Song!
31 In this lewd Age, each raw pert callow Chit,
32 Drunk with the sumes of undigested Wit;
33 As much by Wine inspir'd to play the Fool:
34 One that a month before was whipt at School
35 For grovelling Dulness, with inervate force
36 Shall dare to back the Muses soaring Horse.
37 So Maggots bred by the Suns Genial Eye,
38 I'th' Morning Crawl, and before Evening Fly.
39 How, Sacred Art, shall thy fame disperse!
40 How shall I sing the dignity of Verse!
[Page 4]41 From whence the sweetness of each Language springs,
42 By which of Heavenly Gods, and Conquering Kings,
43 Are writ, in mighty Numbers, mighty things,
44 Extracted from the Flowers of every Tongue,
45 The Artful Poet frames his pleasing Song.
46 Like Bees, by Heaven inspir'd to influence
47 The World, with Works unknown to vulgar sence,
48 And does from Powers Divine a gift receive,
49 The Crowd may Emulate, but nee'r atcheive.
50 'Tis this that does their sordid Spleens Alarm,
51 Unskill'd in th'Magick, tho they feel the Charm.
52 Tho Tuneful Verse delights each clodded Brain;
53 Poet, and Science both, all Fools disdain.
54 Fools ever hate an Art they can't attain.
55 With black reproach they a fam'd Work defile,
56 Despise the Vertue, and abhor the Stile,
57 And Books adorn'd with Jems of Learning Spoil.
[Page 5]58 So have I seen a Brute tread down and tear
59 A Laurel, he could ne'er deserve to wear.
60 Thus is Instruction lost, for to what end
61 Is found Reproof to such as cannot mend.
62 Ignorance, in Ages past, a Curse has bin,
63 But in our time 'tis grown a wilful sin.
64 Now Fortune, not Desert, acquires Mens fame:
65 He that best knows to** A Cant amongst Gamesters, signifying a Cheat.
Crimp shall win the Game 66 Time serving Parisites prefer'd shall be,
67 Of any Nation, Notion, or Degree,
68 But the Poetick Loyal Fool like me.
69 In vain is Study, useless is the School,
70 Since every Art's abus'd by every Fool.
71 Where Verse has not the power to Influence,
72 What method ever can reform the Sence?
73 What would a Cato, or a Virgil be,
74 Iohnson, or Shakespeare, to the Mobile?
75 Or how would Iuvenal appear at Court,
76 That writing Truth had his Bones broken for't?
[Page 6]77 When times are so corrupt they cannot bear
78 Reproof, it is a sign Confusion's near:
79 And when harmonious Poetry design'd
80 To calm wild griefs, and still the stormy mind;
81 And by a soft and pleasing Elegance,
82 The sweets of Artful Rhetorick t'advance,
83 Is by the Town decry'd, it does declare
84 Folly, and not Philosophy Rules there.
85 Yet though good Writing be a gift sublime;
86 How do the Poetasters of the time;
87 Debauch the Science still with Dogril Rhime.
88 Ne'er heeding what degrees of Nonsence swell;
89 The guilty Lines, if they but Jingle well.
90 'Tis Rhime the Readers reason must controul,
91 Rhime is the Sence, the Substance, and the Soul.
92 In a whole Poem let no Wit be found.
93 If every Couplet end the with same sound.
94 Poets, that justly would their fame advance,
95 Should make Rhimes fall as if they came by chance.
[Page 7]96 A Tuneful word the Verse more sweet to make,
97 And not as studied for the Meeters sake.
98 Such chiming still from solid dulness springs,
99 Rhimers and Poets are vast diff'rent things.
100 Verses with Rhime, are proper several ways,
101 In great Heroicks, Satyrs, and Essays,
102 But most ridiculous when tag'd in Plays.
103 First from the Siege of Rhodes that method sprung,
104 And there most fitly since the Verse was sung.
105 But your stiff Herods, or Cambises strains,
106 Your Maximins, or hot Almanzors veins,
107 Show rather than the Wit, the heat of Brains.
108 Since Nature bears chief Rule in Poetry,
109 Than this, what more unnatural can be?
110 To hear a King, in Rhime express his Rage,
111 Or for his Cloak, in Verse to ask his Page.
112 A Lady too in sounding Numbers tell,
113 How oft she took a Glister, and how well.
114 Such stuff the Reader every day may meet,
115 Too silly, and too tedious to repeat.
[Page 8]116 Verse without Rhime delightful may appear,
117 Where Sence in equal Measures charms the Ear.
118 This first to use Seraphick Milton brought:
119 And great Roscommon since has better taught,
120 Who more Correct than any of our times,
121 Oft show'd, true Reason had no use of Rhimes:
122 Patron of Verse, thy soul on Earth did move,
123 In the same glory now it shines above.
124 Kindle in me, oh mighty Bard, thy fire,
125 And with thy powerful Art my Muse inspire.
126 So the wrong'd Sisters shall their griefs disperse,
127 And th' Age reform by my Satyrick Verse:
128 Whilst the wise few, do in this mirror see
129 The sordid enemies of Poetry.
130 First the Town Fop, in modern Stile, the Beau,
131 Inspir'd by learn'd Pontack, or wise Grilleau:
132 Dress'd like a Wax-Work-Baby in a Glass,
133 That wasts the Morn consulting his odd Face.
134 Studies his Stockins with a pensive Head,
135 To know which best becomes, the Green or Red;
[Page 9]136 And Patches cuts, sented with Amber-Greise,
137 To hide the Rubies in his pudled Phiz:
138 Is one that does to Poetry worst spite,
139 By the pretences that he has to write,
140 Flush to Wills Coffee House he comes each night.
141 Confirm'd those Wits are all charm'd with his parts,
142 As with his Beau Visage the Ladies Hearts.
143 To prove this, straight some Poem is inspected,
144 And by this Farrier barb'rously dissected:
145 The mirth goes round, the Paper they condemn,
146 Some at the Verses laugh, and more at him;
147 But that's not heeded by his grinning Crew,
148 Fools always laugh, when e'er their fellows do:
149 And when a Jest is put, each has a pride
150 To think whoever laughs 'tis on their side.
151 Thus 'tis not known which Verse is good or bad,
152 Because this Fop the Criticism made:
153 For all the Wise owe Poetry a grudge,
154 When such as he pretend to Write, or Judge.
[Page 10]155 His praise is fatal still, and if he Reads,
156 The Martyr'd Poem still the worse succeeds.
157 So Rats, that build in Country Barns their Nest,
158 Part of the Corn devour, and spoil the rest.
159 Such Fops as this the Poet's fame expose;
160 This still is one of their invet'rate Foes:
161 His managing the state of Verse so ill,
162 On the whole Science brings a scandal still.
163 In vain, alas, toils the aspiring Drudge:
164 'Tis only Wit, that Wit can Write, or Judge.
165 A Jewel rated at a price so high,
166 That few have stock of Brains enough to buy,
167 Yet all aim at the Jem to make'em fine;
168 Nay, rather than they'll not be thought to shine:
169 Deck'd with dull Pebbles, not true Warts of Rocks,
170 Th' appear like Mrs. H—ton in a Box.
171 Tho Wit, within it self, a Beauty be,
172 'Tis still more charming dress'd in Poetry:
173 A Robe, which is by Heavens peculiar care,
174 Design'd for very, very few to wear.
[Page 11]175 For as an awkard, ill bred, Country Clown,
176 From his dull Parents newly come to Town:
177 Though his Court Taylor racks his Brain to dress
178 The Booby, and set off his silly Face,
179 Yet all find out the brutish soul within,
180 The Ass is seen for all the Lions skin.
181 So th' noisie Bully that oft plagues the Pit,
182 Tho dress'd in the cast Robes of antick Wit,
183 The braying Momus is not hid from view,
184 For the dull Ears will still be peeping through.
185 The next ill Tribe that Poetry disgrace,
186 Is, to their shame, amongst the Female race:
187 A Wanton sort of Town Coquets there are,
188 That Poets hate, because they Poets fear.
189 Wholesom Reproof, like Age, still comes too soon,
190 And worse than the Small-Pox, is a Lampoon.
191 For tell but Lais there's Satyr writ,
192 Struck with a conscious guilt she leaves Basset.
193 Tears each Alpieu, hates even dear Sonica,
194 And against Poets does with rage inveigh.
[Page 12]195 Rogues, to expose her faults to all the Town,
196 And make th' intreigue with the dear Coachman known.
197 What though to wanton Plays she'll railing come,
198 Yet Act each night far lewder Scenes at home?
199 What though her fame is known so well abroad,
200 The Court and Town can prove her Whore and Bawd?
201 Yet if she Prim and swear she's very Chast,
202 Shall homely Satyr dare to spoil the jest?
203 When she has bosom Friends, to prove untrue
204 Each Amorous slip, though done in open view.
205 For whether she's a Devil, or a Saint,
206 As Woman-kind, she can no Party want.
207 Vertue on single Innocence depends,
208 But favourite Vice is stor'd with many Friends.
209 Howe'r of these, a numerous Tribe there are,
210 We have (thank Heaven) some for desert as rare:
211 Though Lais does the Poets Art abuse,
212 Divine Asteria dignifies a Muse.
[Page 13]213 Souls most Divine, inspiring Verse approve,
214 Verse that improves the Saints in Songs above,
215 Of charming Honor, and more charming Love.
216 And as she, sweetest of that lovely kind,
217 An Angels Body, with an Angels mind,
218 In Beauties Synod takes the formost place,
219 Excelling all in Feature, as in Grace:
220 So does her Wit each fond admirer warm,
221 And with her killing Eyes has equal Charm.
222 In her dear Breast, the Arts will flourish still,
223 There lies no Malice, nor there wants no Skill;
224 Her Divine Soul enjoys a blest Repose,
225 And, except gentle Love, no Passion knows:
226 Nor that, but in so awful a degree,
227 'Twere fitter stil'd a Heavenly Charity.
228 In vain her Vertue, Envy seeks to stain:
229 The horny Satyr lifts his Scourge in vain.
230 Instead of finding Vice he might reprove,
231 The Monster kneels, and sighs, and falls in Love.
[Page 14]232 Like her, each Soul embellish'd with desert,
233 That Sacred Learning loves, applauds this Art.
234 But besides these I have expos'd to view,
235 There are a third, dull, dosing, canting Crew;
236 That Noble Sciences so little heed,
237 Their Clodpate Off-spring scarce are bred to Read.
238 Hence 'tis that by the curse of vacant Brains,
239 So many whimsies in the Nation raigns:
240 Hence Pipe and Tabor, Hum and Buz, are priz'd,
241 And each inspiring Muse as much despis'd.
242 With little Band, and piqued Beard, new prun'd,
243 Their Brains unsettled, and their Souls untun'd:
244 They sordidly the generous Art decry,
245 And from Tub Pulpits knock down Poetry.
246 The Swordman, yet unmark'd with honor'd Scar,
247 Routs Poets too, with Criticisms of War:
248 I mean the Spark that Whores, Drinks, Games, and Swears,
249 Whose Valour more in Scarf, than Man appears:
[Page 15]250 One whose hot Brain, believes, that if he be
251 Inclin'd to Wit, Religion, Modesty,
252 A Scholar, and a friend to Poetry;
253 'Tis the next way, his Credit to abuse,
254 His Honor and Commission both to lose.
255 Ah, Dunce, look back on glorious ancient times,
256 And see how Arts the Martial Soul sublimes.
257 See there a Race of Conquering Emperors,
258 With Sciences improve their idle hours:
259 Wise** Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, was Sirnamed Philosophus, not only for his knowledge, but also practice of Philosophy; and was observed to have often in his Mouth that speech of Plato, Tunc florent Respublicae quando Philosophus Regit, vel Rex Philosophatur.
Antoninus,†† This Emperor was also very Eloquent, and a good Poet, as Martial testifies of him, vid. his Epigram of him, lib. 11. Epig. 6.
Quanta quies placidi tanta est facundia Nervae, Nerva, Adrian, 260 Great Iulius, and Ador'd Vespasian,
261 Thought it a luster to their dignity,
262 T' advance, and be well skill'd in Poetry.
263 How brutish then must be that grovelling Race,
264 That to bright knowledge ne'er erect their Face,
265 But with the down-look'd Herd unminded Graze.
[Page 16]266 And how secure are Arts, and Sciences,
267 Though darted at by such weak foes as these.
268 What though the name of Poet, in the vogue
269 O'th' Mobile, is full as bad as Rogue,
270 As wretched, and as scandalous to them,
271 As if he were for some vile Theft Condemn'd.
272 Desert should smile, rather than take offence,
273 They act according to their Dole of Sence.
274 Wit will be still a Jem, though slighted by a Clown,
275 As Roses will be sweet, tho Asses tread 'em down:
276 Or if, which is their greatest infamy,
277 A Poet's general state is Poverty.
278 As those that slight the World, t'inrich the Mind,
279 From thence small favour can expect to find:
280 Suppose no Sun shines on him from the Court,
281 His Labours to reward, or Life support;
282 Suppose he is deceiv'd in some redress,
283 As if he's honest, ten to one he is;
284 Philosophy does his ill Stars controul,
285 And far above the vulgar seats his Soul.
[Page 17]286 Besides, Mecaenas will be still alive,
287 And bountious Cesar every Age survive.
288 Some Albem—le, or Dor—tt, will be found;
289 Ess—x, or Car—le, with true merit Crown'd;
290 By grateful Poets deathless Verse renown'd:
291 That o'r the bladder'd Crowd will make 'em swim,
292 And lift their sinking Heads above the stream.
293 Hail, therefore, Patrons of the Muses all,
294 Low at your Feet the Nine do humbly fall.
295 You that their Works with generous pleasure see,
296 And shine upon the Flowers of Poetry,
297 Encourage Satyr, that exposes Crimes,
298 And Version praise for Wit, and not for Rhimes:
299 To you, with them, I dedicate my part,
300 A weak defender of a Noble Art:
301 Glad of applause from Judges, but not griev'd
302 If by the Crowd my Lines are not receiv'd.
303 Heaven does Mankind to different Wits condemn;
304 The Vulgar hate me, and I pity them:
[Page 18]305 But when I with a Man of Judgment meet,
306 Or with a virtuous Lady, that has Wit,
307 My Breast entire, between 'em both they part,
308 He has my faithful Service, she my Heart.
309 For blasted be my Muse, when it shall dare
310 To wrong a worthy Friend, or hurt the Fair.