THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC.

In Two BOOKS.

Me quoque Parnassi per lubicra culmina raptat
 Laudis amor: studium sequor insanabile vatis,
 Ausus non operam, non formidare poetae
 Nomen, adoratum quondam, nunc paene procaci
 Monstratum digito. —Van. Praed. Rust.

[Page][Page]

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the FIRST.

THE land that answers best the farmer's care,
And silvers to maturity the Hop:
When to inhume the plants; to turn the glebe;
And wed the tendrils to th' aspiring poles:
Under what sign to pluck the crop, and how
To cure, and in capacious sacks infold,
I teach in verse Miltonian. Smile the muse,
And meditate an honour to that land
Where first I breath'd, and struggled into life
Impatient, Cantium, to be call'd thy son. 

Oh! cou'd I emulate Dan Sydney's muse,
Thy Sydney, Cantium — He from court retir'd
In Penshurst's sweet elysium sung delight,
Sung transport to the soft-responding streams
Of Medway, and enliven'd all her groves:
[Page 104]16  While ever near him, goddess of the green,
Fair** Sister to Sir Philip Sydney.
Pembrokesat,andsmil'dimmenseapplause.
Withvocalfascinationcharm'dthe†† —〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉HOM. E.
Hours
Unguarded left Heav'ns adamantine gate,
And to his lyre, swift as the winged sounds
That skim the air, danc'd unperceiv'd away. 
Had I such pow'r, no peasants toil, no hops
Shou'd e'er debase my lay: far nobler themes,
The high atchievements of thy warrior kings
Shou'd raise my thoughts, and dignify my song. 
But I, young rustic, dare not leave my cot,
For so enlarg'd a sphere — ah! muse beware,
Lest the loud larums of the braying trump,
Lest the deep drum shou'd drown thy tender reed,
And mar its puny joints: me, lowly swain,
Every unshaven arboret, me the lawns,
Me the voluminous Medway's silver wave,
††Rura mihi, & rigui placeant in vallibus amnes,
 Flumina amen, sylvasque in glorius! VIRG. GEORG. 2.
Contentinglorious,andthehoplandshades!

Yeomen, and countrymen attend my song:
Whetheryoushiverinthemarshy§§ Commonly, but improperly call'd, the Wild.
Weald,
Egregious shepherds of unnumber'd flocks,
Whose fleeces, poison'd into purple, deck
[Page 105]38 AllEurope'skings:orinfair** Maidstone.
Madum'svale
Imparadis'd, blest denizons, ye dwell;
Or†† Canterbury.
Dorovernia'sawfultow'rsyelove:
Or plough Tunbridgia's salutiferous hills
Industrious, and with draughts chalybiate heal'd,
Confess divine Hygeia's blissful seat;
The muse demands your presence, ere she tune
Her monitory voice; observe her well,
And catch the wholesome dictates as they fall. 

'Midst thy paternal acres, Farmer, say
Has gracious heav'n bestow'd one field, that basks
Its loamy bosom in the mid-day sun,
Emerging gently from the abject vale,
Nor yet obnoxious to the wind, secure
There shall thou plant thy hop. This soil, perhaps,
Thou'lt say, will fill my garners. Be it so. 
But Ceres, rural goddess, at the best
Meanly supports her vot'ry', enough for her,
If ill-persuading hunger she repell,
And keep the soul from fainting: to enlarge,
To glad the heart, to sublimate the mind,
And wing the flagging spirits to the sky,
Require th' united influence and aid
Of Bacchus, God of hops, with Ceres join'd
[Page 106]62  'Tis he shall gen'rate the buxom beer. 
Then on one pedestal, and hand in hand,
Sculptur'd in Parian stone (so gratitude
Indites) let the divine co-part'ners rise. 
Stands eastward in thy field a wood? 'tis well. 
Esteem it as a bulwark of thy wealth,
And cherish all its branches; tho' we'll grant,
Its leaves umbrageous may intercept
The morning rays, and envy some small share
Of Sol's beneficence to the infant germ. 
Yet grutch not that: when whistling Eurus comes,
With all his worlds of insects in thy lands
To hyemate, and monarchize o'er all
Thy vegetable riches, then thy wood
Shall ope it's arms expansive, and embrace
The storm reluctant, and divert its rage. 
Armies of animalc'les urge their way
In vain: the ventilating trees oppose
Their airy march. They blacken distant plains. 

This site for thy young nursery obtain'd,
Thou hast begun auspicious, if the soil
(As sung before) be loamy; this the hop
Loves above others, this is rich, is deep,
Is viscous, and tenacious of the pole. 
Yet maugre all its native worth, it may
Be meliorated with warm compost. See!
[Page 107]88 ** Boxley-Hill, which extends through great part of Kent.
Yoncraggymountain,whosefastidioushead,
Divides the star-set hemisphere above,
And Cantium's plains beneath; the Appennine
Of a free Italy, whose chalky sides
With verdant shrubs dissimilarly gay,
Still captivate the eye, while at his feet
The silver Medway glides, and in her breast
Views the reflected landskip, charm'd she views
And murmurs louder ectasy below. 
Here let us rest awhile, pleas'd to behold
Th' all-beautiful horizon's wide expanse,
Far as the eagle's ken. Here tow'ring spires
First catch the eye, and turn the thoughts to heav'n. 
The lofty elms in humble majesty
Bend with the breeze to shade the solemn groves,
And spread an holy darkness; Ceres there
Shines in her golden vesture. Here the meads
Enrich'd by Flora's daedal hand, with pride
Expose their spotted verdure. Nor are you
Pomona absent; you 'midst th' hoary leaves
Swell the vermilion cherry; and on you trees
Suspend the pippen's palatable gold. 
There old Sylvanus in that moss-grown grot
Dwells with his wood-nymphs: they with chaplets green
And russet mantles oft bedight, aloft
[Page 108]113  From yon bent oaks, in Medway's bosom fair
Wonder at silver bleak, and prickly pearch,
That swiftly thro' their floating forests glide. 
Yet not even these — these ever-varied scenes
Of wealth and pleasure can engage my eyes
T' o'erlook the lowly hawthorn, if from thence
The thrush, sweet warbler, chants th' unstudied lays
Which Phoebus' self vaulting from yonder cloud
Refulgent, with enliv'ning ray inspires. 
But neither tow'ring spires, nor lofty elms,
Nor golden Ceres, nor the meadows green,
Nor orchats, nor the russet-mantled nymphs,
Which to the murmurs of the Medway dance,
Nor sweetly warbling thrush, with half those charms
Attract my eyes, as yonder hop-land close,
Joint-work of art and nature, which reminds
The muse, and to her theme the wand'rer calls. 

Here then with pond'rous vehicles and teams
Thy rustics send, and from the caverns deep
Command them bring the chalk: thence to the kiln
Convey, and temper with Vulcanian fires. 
Soon as 'tis form'd, thy lime with bounteous hand
O'er all thy lands disseminate; thy lands
Which first have felt the soft'ning spade, and drank
The strength'ning vapours from nutricious marl. 

[Page 109]

This done, select the choicest hop, t' insert
Fresh in the opening glebe. Say then, my muse,
Its various kinds, and from th' effete and vile,
The eligible separate with care. 
The noblest species is by Kentish wights
The Master-hop yclep'd. Nature to him
Has giv'n a stouter stalk, patient of cold,
Or Phoebus ev'n in youth, his verdant blood
In brisk saltation circulates and flows
Indesinently vigorous: the next
Is arid, fetid, infecund, and gross
Significantly styl'd the Fryar: the last
Is call'd the Savage, who in ev'ry wood,
And ev'ry hedge unintroduc'd intrudes. 
When such the merit of the candidates,
Easy is the election; but, my friend
Would'st thou ne'er fail, to Kent direct thy way,
Where no one shall be frustrated that seeks
Oughtthatisgreatorgood.**Salve magna parens frugum, Saturnia tellus
 Magna virûm; tibi res antiquae laudis & artis
 Ingredior, sanctos ausus recludere fontes,
 Ascraeumque cano Romana per oppida carmen. VIRG. GEORG. 2.
Hail,Cantium,hail!
Illustrious parent of the finest fruits,
Illustrious parent of the best of men! 
For thee Antiquity's thrice sacred springs
[Page 110]160  Placidly stagnant at their fountain head,
I rashly dare to trouble (if from thence,
If ought for thy util'ty I can drain)
And in thy towns adopt th' Ascraean muse. 
Hail heroes, hail invaluable gems,
Splendidly rough within your native mines,
To luxury unrefined, better far
To shake with unbought agues in your weald,
Than dwell a slave to passion and to wealth,
Politely paralytic in the town! 
Fav'rites of heav'n! to whom the general doom
Is all remitted, who alone possess
Of Adam's sons fair Eden — rest ye here,
Nor seek an earthly good above the hop;
A good! untasted by your ancient kings,
And almost to your very sires unknown. 

In those blest days when great Eliza reign'd
O'er the adoring nation, when fair peace
Or spread an unstain'd olive round the land,
Or laurell'd war did teach our winged fleets
To lord it o'er the world, when our brave sires
Drank valour from uncauponated beer;
Then th' hop (before an interdicted plant,
Shun'd like fell aconite) began to hang
Its folded floscles from the golden vine,
And bloom'd a shade to Cantium's sunny shores
[Page 111]186  Delightsome, and in chearful goblets laught
Potent, what time Aquarius' urn impends
To kill the dulsome day — potent to quench
The Syrian ardour, and autumnal ills
To heal with mild potations; sweeter far
Thanthosewhicherstthesubtile** See the following story told at large in Lambarde's perambulation of Kent.
Hengistmix'd
T' inthral voluptuous Vortigern. He, with love
Emasculate and wine, the toils of war,
Neglected, and to dalliance vile and sloth
Emancipated, saw th' incroaching Saxons
With unaffected eyes; his hand which ought
T' have shook the spear of justice, soft and smooth,
Play'd ravishing divisions on the lyre:
This Hengist mark'd, and (for curs'd insolence
Soon fattens on impunity! and becomes
Briareus from a dwarf) fair Thanet gain'd. 
Nor stopt he here; but to immense attempts
Ambition sky-aspiring led him on
Adventrous. He an only daughter rear'd,
Roxena, matchless maid! nor rear'd in vain. 
Her eagle-ey'd callidity, grave deceit,
And fairy fiction rais'd above her sex,
And furnish'd her with thousand various wiles
Preposterous, more than female; wondrous fair
[Page 112]210  She was, and docile, which her pious nurse
Observ'd, and early in each female fraud
Her 'gan initiate: well she knew to smile,
Whene'er vexation gall'd her; did she weep? 
'Twas not sincere, the fountains of her eyes
Play'd artificial streams, yet so well forc'd
They look'd like nature; for ev'n art to her
Was natural, and contrarieties
Seem'd in Roxena congruous and allied. 
Such was she, when brisk Vortigern beheld,
Ill-fated prince! and lov'd her. She perceiv'd,
Soon she perceiv'd her conquest; soon she told,
With hasty joy transported, her old sire. 
The Saxon inly smil'd, and to his isle
The willing prince invited, but first bad
The nymph prepare the potions; such as fire
The blood's meand'ring rivulets, and depress
To love the soul. Lo! at the noon of night
Thrice Hecate invok'd the maid — and thrice
The goddess stoop'd assent; forth from a cloud
She stoop'd, and gave the philters pow'r to charm. 
These in a splendid cup of burnish'd gold
The lovely sorceress mix'd, and to the prince
Health, peace, and joy propin'd, but to herself
Mutter'd dire exorcisms, and wish'd effect
To th' love-creating draught: lowly she bow'd
Fawning insinuation bland, that might
[Page 113]237  Deceive Laertes' son; her lucid orbs
Shed copiously the oblique rays; her face
Like modest Luna's shone, but not so pale,
And with no borrow'd lustre; on her brow
Smil'd Fallacy, while summoning each grace,
Kneeling she gave the cup. The prince (for who! 
Who cou'd have spurn'd a suppliant so divine?) 
Drank eager, and in ecstasy devour'd
Th' ambrosial perturbation; mad with love
He clasp'd her, and in Hymeneal bands
At once the nymph demanded and obtain'd. 
Now Hengist, all his ample wish fulfill'd,
Exulted; and from Kent th' uxorious prince
Exterminated, and usurp'd his seat. 
Long did he reign; but all-devouring time
Has raz'd his palace walls — Perchance on them
Grows the green hop, and o'er his crumbled bust
In spiral twines ascends the scancile pole. —
But now to plant, to dig, to dung, to weed;
Tasks how indelicate? demand the muse. 

Come, fair magician, sportive Fancy come,
With thy unbounded imagery; child of thought,
From thy aeriel citadel descend,
And (for thou canst) assist me. Bring with thee
Thy all-creative Talisman; with thee
The active spirits ideal, tow'ring flights,
[Page 114]263  That hover o'er the muse-resounding groves,
And all thy colourings, all thy shapes display. 
Thou too be here, Experience, so shall I
My rules nor in low prose jejunely say,
Nor in smooth numbers musically err;
But vain is Fancy and Experience vain,
If thou, O Hesiod! Virgil of our land,
Or hear'st thou rather, Milton, bard divine,
Whose greatness who shall imitate, save thee? 
IfthouO** Mr. John Philips, author of Cyder, a poem.
Philipsfav'ringdostnothear
Me, inexpert of verse; with gentle hand
Uprear the unpinion'd muse, high on the top
Of that immeasurable mount, that far
Exceeds thine own Plinlimmon, where thou tun'st
With Phoebus' self thy lyre. Give me to turn
Th' unwieldly subject with thy graceful ease,
Extol its baseness with thy art; but chief
Illumine, and invigorate with thy fire. 

When Phoebus looks thro' Aries on the spring,
And vernal flow'rs promise the dulcet fruit,
Autumnal pride! delay not then thy setts
In Tellus' facile bosom to depose
Timely: if thou art wise the bulkiest chuse:
To every root three joints indulge, and form
[Page 115]287  The Quincunx with well regulated hills. 
Soon from the dung-enriched earth, their heads
Thy young plants will uplift, their virgin arms
They'll stretch, and marriageable claim the pole. 
Nor frustrate thou their wishes, so thou may'st
Expect an hopeful issue, jolly Mirth,
Sister of taleful Jocus, tuneful Song,
And fat Good-nature with her honest face. 
But yet in the novitiate of their love,
And tenderness of youth suffice small shoots
Cut from the widow'd willow, nor provide
Poles insurmountable as yet. 'Tis then
When twice bright Phoebus' vivifying ray,
Twice the cold touch of winter's icy hand,
They've felt; 'tis then we fell sublimer props. 
'Tis then the sturdy woodman's axe from far
Resounds, resounds, and hark! with hollow groans
Down tumble the big trees, and rushing roll
O'er the crush'd crackling brake, while in his cave
Forlorn, dejected, 'midst the weeping dryads
Laments Sylvanus for his verdant care. 
The ash, or willow for thy use select,
Or storm-enduring chesnut; but the oak
Unfit for this employ, for nobler ends
Reserve untouch'd; she when by time matur'd,
Capacious, of some British demi-god,
Vernon, or Warren, shall with rapid wing
[Page 116]314  Infuriate, like Jove's armour-bearing bird,
Fly on thy foes; They, like the parted waves,
Which to the brazen beak murmuring give way
Amaz'd, and roaring from the fight recede. —
In that sweet month, when to the list'ning swains
Fair Philomel sings love, and every cot
With garlands blooms bedight, with bandage meet
The tendrils bind, and to the tall pole tie,
Else soon, too soon their meretricious arms
Round each ignoble clod they'll fold, and leave
Averse the lordly prop. Thus, have I heard
Where there's no mutual tye, no strong connection
Of love-conspiring hearts, oft the young bride
Has prostituted to her slaves her charms,
While the infatuated lord admires
** Miraturque novas frondes, & non sua poma. VIRG.
Fresh-buddingsprouts,andissuenothisown.
Now turn the glebe: soon with correcting hand
When smiling June in jocund dance leads on
Long days and happy hours, from ev'ry vine
Dock the redundant branches, and once more
With the sharp spade thy numerous acres till. 
The shovel next must lend its aid, enlarge
The little hillocks, and erase the weeds. 
This in that month its title which derives
[Page 117]338  From great Augustus' ever sacred name! 
Sovereign of Science! master of the Muse! 
Neglected Genius' firm ally! Of worth
Best judge, and best rewarder, whose applause
To bards was fame and fortune! O! 'twas well,
Well did you too in this, all glorious heroes! 
Ye Romans! — on Time's wing you've stamp'd his praise,
And time shall bear it to eternity. 

Now are our labours crown'd with their reward,
Now bloom the florid hops, and in the stream
Shine in their floating silver, while above
T'embow'ring branches culminate, and form
A walk impervious to the sun; the poles
In comely order stand; and while you cleave
With the small skiff the Medway's lucid wave,
In comely order still their ranks preserve,
And seem to march along th' extensive plain. 
In neat arrangement thus the men of Kent,
With native oak at once adorn'd and arm'd,
Intrepid march'd; for well they knew the cries
Of dying Liberty, and Astraea's voice,
Who as she fled, to echoing woods complain'd.
Of tyranny, and William; like a god,
Refulgent stood the conqueror, on his troops
He sent his looks enliv'ning as the sun's,
But on his foes frown'd agony, frown'd death. 
[Page 118]364 On his left side in bright emblazonry
His falchion burn'd; forth from his sevenfold shield
A basilisk shot adamant; his brow
Wore clouds of fury! — on that with plumage crown'd
Of various hue sat a tremendous cone:
Thus sits high-canopied above the clouds,
Terrific beauty of nocturnal skies,
** Aurora Borealis, or lights in the air; a phoenomenon which of late years has been very frequent here, and in all the more northern countries.
NorthernAurora;shethro'th'azureair
Shoots, shoots her trem'lous rays in painted streaks
Continual, while waving to the wind
O'er Night's dark veil her lucid tresses flow. 
The trav'ler views th' unseasonable day
Astound, the proud bend lowly to the earth,
The pious matrons tremble for the world. 
But what can daunt th' insuperable souls
Of Cantium's matchless sons? On they proceed,
All innocent of fear; each face express'd
Contemptuous admiration, while they view'd
The well-fed brigades of embroider'd slaves
That drew the sword for gain. First of the van,
With an enormous bough, a shepherd swain
Whistled with rustic notes; but such as show'd
A heart magnanimous: The men of Kent
[Page 119]387  Follow the tuneful swain, while o'er their heads
The green leaves whisper, and the big boughs bend. 
'Twas thus the Thracian, whose all-quick'ning lyre
The floods inspir'd, and taught the rocks to feel,
Play'd before dancing Haemus, to the tune,
The lute's soft tune! The flutt'ring branches wave,
The rocks enjoy it, and the rivulets hear,
The hillocks skip, emerge the humble vales,
And all the mighty mountain nods applause. 
The conqueror view'd them, and as one that sees
The vast abrupt of Scylla, or as one
That from th' oblivious Lethaean streams
Has drank eternal apathy, he stood. 
His host an universal panic seiz'd
Prodigious, inopine; their armour shook,
And clatter'd to the trembling of their limbs;
Some to the walking wilderness gan run
Confus'd, and in th' inhospitable shade
For shelter sought — Wretches! they shelter find,
Eternal shelter in the arms of death! 
Thus when Aquarius pours out all his urn.
Down on some lonesome heath, the traveller
That wanders o'er the wint'ry waste, accepts
The invitation of some spreading beech
Joyous; but soon the treach'rous gloom betrays
Th' unwary visitor, while on his head
Th' inlarging drops in double show'rs descend. 

[Page 120]

And now no longer in disguise the men
Of Kent appear; down they all drop their boughs,
And shine in brazen panoply divine. 
Enough — Great William (for full well he knew
How vain would be the contest) to the sons
Of glorious Cantium, gave their lives, and laws,
And liberties secure, and to the prowess
Of Kentish wights, like Caesar, deign'd to yield. 
Caesar and William! Hail immortal worthies,
Illustrious vanquish'd! Cantium, if to them,
Posterity with all her chiefs unborn,
Ought similar, ought second has to boast,
Once more (so prophecies the Muse) thy sons
Shall triumph, emulous of their sires — till then
With olive, and with hop-land garlands crown'd,
O'er all thy land reign Plenty, reign fair Peace. 

[Page]

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the SECOND.

Omnia quae multo ante memor provisa repones,

Si te digna manet divini gloria ruris.

VIRG. Geor. lib. 1.

[Page][Page]

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the SECOND.

AT length the Muse her destin'd task resumes
With joy; agen o'er all her hop-land groves
She longs t' expatiate free of wing. Long while
For a much-loving, much-lov'd youth she wept,
And sorrow'd silence o'er th' untimely urn. 
Hush then, effeminate sobs; and thou, my heart,
Rebel to grief no more — And yet a while,
A little while, indulge the friendly tears. 
O'er the wild world, like Noah's dove, in vain
I seek the olive peace, around me wide
See! see! the wat'ry waste — In vain, forlorn
I call the Phoenix fair Sincerity;
Alas! — extinguish'd to the skies she fled,
And left no heir behind her. Where is now
Th' eternal smile of goodness? Where is now
[Page 124]16  That all-extensive charity of soul,
So rich in sweetness, that the classic sounds
In elegance Augustan cloath'd, the wit
That flow'd perennial, hardly were observ'd,
Or, if observ'd, set off a brighter gem. 
How oft, and yet how seldom did it seem! 
Have I enjoy'd his converse? — When we met,
The hours how swift they sweetly fled, and till
Agen I saw him, how they loiter'd. Oh!
** Mr. Theophilus Wheeler, of Christ-College, Cambridge.
THEOPHILUS,thoudeardepartedsoul,
What flattering tales thou told'st me? How thou'dst hail
My Muse, and took'st imaginary walks
All in my hopland groves! Stay yet, oh stay! 
Thou dear deluder, thou hast seen but half —
He's gone! and ought that's equal to his praise
Fame has not for me, tho' she prove most kind. 
Howe'er this verse be sacred to thy name,
These tears, the last sad duty of a friend. 
Oft i'll indulge the pleasurable pain
Of recollection; oft on Medway's banks
I'll muse on thee full pensive; while her streams
Regardful ever of my grief, shall flow
In sullen silence silverly along
The weeping shores — or else accordant with
My loud laments, shall ever and anon
Make melancholy music to the shades,
[Page 125]42  The hopland shades, that on her banks expose
Serpentine vines and flowing locks of gold. 

Ye smiling nymphs, th' inseparable train
Of saffron Ceres; ye, that gamesome dance,
And sing to jolly Autumn, while he stands
With his right hand poizing the scales of heav'n,
And with his left grasps Amalthea's horn:
Young chorus of fair bacchanals, descend,
And leave a while the sickle; yonder hill,
Where stand the loaded hop-poles, claims your care. 
There mighty Bacchus stradling cross the bin,
Waits your attendance — There he glad reviews
His paunch, approaching to immensity
Still nearer, and with pride of heart surveys
Obedient mortals, and the world his own. 
See! from the great metropolis they rush,
Th' industrious vulgar. They, like prudent bees,
In Kent's wide garden roam, expert to crop
The flow'ry hop, and provident to work,
Ere winter numb their sunburnt hands, and winds
Engoal them, murmuring in their gloomy cells. 
From these, such as appear the rest t' excell
In strength and young agility, select. 
These shall support with vigour and address
The bin-man's weighty office; now extract
From the sequacious earth the pole, and now
[Page 126]68  Unmarry from the closely clinging vine. 
O'er twice three pickers, and no more, extend
The bin-man's sway; unless thy ears can bear
The crack of poles continual, and thine eyes
Behold unmoved the hurrying peasant tear
Thy wealth, and throw it on the thankless ground. 
But first the careful planter will consult
His quantity of acres, and his crop,
How many and how large his kilns; and then
Proportion'd to his wants the hands provide. 
But yet, of greater consequence and cost,
One thing remains unsung, a man of faith
And long experience, in whose thund'ring voice
Lives hoarse authority, potent to quell
The frequent frays of the tumultuous crew. 
He shall preside o'er all thy hop-land store,
Severe dictator! His unerring hand,
And eye inquisitive, in heedful guise,
Shall to the brink the measure fill, and fair
On the twin registers the work record. 
And yet I've known them own a female reign,
Andgentle** The Author's youngest Sister.
Marianne'ssoftOrpheanvoice
Has hymn'd sweet lessons of humanity
To the wild brutal crew. Oft her command
Has sav'd the pillars of the hopland state,
[Page 127]93  The lofty poles from ruin, and sustain'd,
Like ANNA, or ELIZA, her domain,
With more than manly dignity. Oft I've seen,
Ev'n at her frown the boist'rous uproar cease,
And the mad pickers, tam'd to diligence,
Cull from the bin the sprawling sprigs, and leaves
That stain the sample, and its worth debase. 
All things thus settled and prepared, what now
Can let the planters purposes? Unless
The Heavens frown dissent, and ominous winds
Howl thro' the concave of the troubled sky. 
And oft, alas! the long experienc'd wights
(Oh! could they too prevent them) storms foresee. 
**Numquam imprudentibus imber
 Obfuit. Aut illum surgentem vallibus imis
 Aëriae fugere grues: aut bucula coelum
 Suspiciens, patulis captavit naribus auras:
 Aut arguta lacus circumvolitavit hirundo:
 Et veterem in limo ranae cecinere querelam. 
Saepius & tectis penetralibus extulit ova
 Angustum formica terens iter, & bibit ingens
 Arcus & e pastu decedens agmine magno
 Corvorum increpuit densis exercitus alis. 
Jam varias pelagi volucres, & quae Asia circum
 Dulcibus in stagnis rimantur prata Caystri,
 Certatim largos humeris infundere rores;
 Nunc caput objectare fretis, nunc currere in undas,
 Et studio incassum videas gestire lavandi. 
Tum cornix plena pluviam vocat improba voce,
 Et sola in sicca secum spatiatur arena. 
Nec nocturna quidem carpentes pensa puellae
 Nescivere hyemem. VIRG. Georg. 1.
For,asthestormridesontherisingclouds,
[Page 128]107  Fly the fleet wild-geese far away, or else
The heifer towards the zenith rears her head,
And with expanded nostrils snuffs the air:
The swallows too their airy circuits weave,
And screaming skim the brook; and fen-bred frogs
Forth from their hoarse throats their old grutch recite:
Or from her earthly coverlets the ant
Heaves her huge eggs along the narrow way:
Or bends Thaumantia's variegated bow
Athwart the cope of heav'n: or sable crows
Obstreperous of wing, in crouds combine:
Besides, unnumber'd troops of birds marine,
And Asia's feather'd flocks, that in the muds
Of flow'ry-edg'd Cayster wont to prey,
Now in the shallows duck their speckled heads,
And lust to lave in vain, their unctious plumes
Repulsive baffle their efforts: Next hark
How the curs'd raven, with her harmful voice,
Invokes the rain, ahd croaking to herself,
Struts on some spacious solitary shore. 
Nor want thy servants and thy wife at home
Signs to presage the show'r; for in the hall
Sheds Niobe her prescious tears, and warns
Beneath thy leaden tubes to fix the vase,
And catch the falling dew-drops, which supply
Soft water and salubrious, far the best
To soak thy hops, and brew thy generous beer. 
[Page 129]134 But tho' bright Phoebus smile, and in the skies
The purple-rob'd serenity appear;
Tho' every cloud be fled, yet if the rage
Of Boreas, or the blasting East prevail,
The planter has enough to check his hopes,
And in due bounds confine his joy; for see
The ruffian winds, in their abrupt career,
Leave not a hop behind, or at the best
Mangle the circling vine, and intercept
The juice nutricious: Fatal means, alas! 
Their colour and condition to destroy. 
Haste then, ye peasants; pull the poles, the hops;
Where are the bins? Run, run, ye nimble maids,
Move ev'ry muscle, ev'ry nerve extend,
To save our crop from ruin, and ourselves. 

Soon as bright Chanticleer explodes the night
With flutt'ring wings, and hymns the new-born day,
The bugle-horn inspire, whose clam'rous bray
Shall rouse from sleep the rebel rout, and tune
To temper for the labours of the day. 
Wisely the several stations of the bins
By lot determine. Justice this, and this
Fair Prudence does demand; for not without
A certain method cou'dst thou rule the mob
Irrational, nor every where alike
Fair hangs the hop to tempt the picker's hand. 

[Page 130]

Now see the crew mechanic might and main
Labour with lively diligence, inspir'd
By appetie of gain and lust of praise:
What mind so petty, servile, and debas'd,
As not to know ambition? Her great sway
From Colin Clout to Emperors she exerts. 
To err is human, human to be vain. 
'Tis vanity, and mock desire of fame,
That prompts the rustic, on the steeple top
Sublime, to mark the outlines of his shoe,
And in the area to engrave his name. 
With pride of heart the churchwarden surveys,
High o'er the bellfry, girt with birds and flow'rs,
His story wrote in capitals: "'Twas I
" That bought the font; and I repair'd the pews. " 
With pride like this the emulating mob
Strive for the mastery — who first may fill
The bellying bin, and cleanest cull the hops. 
Nor ought retards, unless invited out
By Sol's declining, and the evening's calm,
Leander leads Laetitia to the scene
Of shade and fragrance — Then th' exulting band
Of pickers male and female, seize the fair
Reluctant, and with boist'rous force and brute,
By cries unmov'd, they bury her in the bin. 
Nor does the youth escape — him too they seize,
And in such posture place as best may serve
[Page 131]187  To hide his charmer's blushes. Then with shouts
They rend the echoing air, and from them both
(So custom has ordain'd) a largess claim. 

Thus much be sung of picking — next succeeds
Th' important care of curing — Quit the field,
And at the kiln th' instructive muse attend. 

On your hair-cloth eight inches deep, nor more,
Let the green hops lie lightly; next expand
The smoothest surface with the toothy rake. 
Thus far is just above; but more it boots
That charcoal flames burn equably below,
The charcoal flames, which from thy corded wood,
Or antiquated poles, with wond'rous skill,
The sable priests of Vulcan shall prepare. 
Constant and moderate let the heat ascend;
Which to effect, there are, who with success
Place in the kiln the ventilating fan. 
Hail,learned,useful** Dr. Hales.
man!whoseheadandheart
Conspire to make us happy, deign t' accept
One honest verse; and if thy industry
Has serv'd the hopland cause, the Muse forebodes
This sole invention, both in use and fame,
The†† Mystica Vannus Iacchi. VIRG. Geor. 1.
mysticfanofBacchusshallexceed.

[Page 132]

When the fourth hour expires, with careful hand
The half-bak'd hops turn over. Soon as time
Has well exhausted twice two glasses more,
They'll leap and crackle with their bursting seeds,
For use domestic, or for sale mature. 

There are, who in the choice of cloth t'enfold
Their wealthy crop, the viler, coarser sort,
With prodigal oeconomy prefer:
All that is good is cheap, all dear that's base. 
Besides, the planter shou'd a bait prepare,
T' intrap the chapman's notice, and divert
Shrewd Observation from her busy pry. 

When in the bag thy hops the rustic treads,
Let him wear heel-less sandals; nor presume
Their fragrancy barefooted to defile:
Such filthy ways for slaves in Malaga
Leave we to practise — Whence I've often seen,
When beautiful Dorinda's iv'ry hands
Had built the pastry-fabric (food divine
For Christmas gambols and the hour of mirth)
As the dry'd foreign fruit, with piercing eye,
She cull'd suspicious — lo! she starts, she frowns
With indignation at a negro's nail. 

233 Should'st thou thy harvest for the mart design,

234 Be thine own factor; nor employ those drones

[Page 133]

235 Who've stings, but make no honey, selfish slaves!

236 That thrive and fatten on the planter's toil.

What then remains unsung? unless the care
To stack thy poles oblique in comely cones,
Lest rot or rain destroy them — 'Tis a sight
Most seemly to behold, and gives, O Winter! 
A landskip not unpleasing ev'n to thee. 

And now, ye rivals of the hopland state,
Madum and Dorovernia rejoice,
How great amidst such rivals to excel! 
Let** Greenwich, where Q. Elizabeth was born.
Grenovicumboast(forboastshemay)
The birth of great Eliza. — Hail, my queen! 
And yet I'll call thee by a dearer name,
My countrywoman, hail! Thy worth alone
Gives fame to worlds, and makes whole ages glorious! 

Let Sevenoaks vaunt the hospitable seat
Of†† The seat of the Duke of Dorset.
Knollmostancient:Awefully,myMuse,
These social scenes of grandeur and delight,
Of love and veneration, let me tread. 
How oft beneath you oak has amorous Prior
Awaken'd Echo with sweet Chloe's name! 
While noble Sackville heard, hearing approv'd,
[Page 134]257  Approving, greatly recompens'd. But he,
Alas! has number'd with th' illustrious dead,
And orphan merit has no guardian now! 

Next Shipbourne, tho' her precincts are confin'd
To narrow limits, yet can shew a train
Of village beauties, pastorally sweet,
Andrurallymagnificent.Here** The seat of Lord Vane.
Fairlawn
Opes her delightful prospects: Dear Fairlawn
There, where at once at variance and agreed,
Nature and art hold dalliance. There where rills
Kiss the green drooping herbage, there where trees,
The tall trees-tremble at th' approach of heav'n,
And bow their salutation to the sun,
Who fosters all their foliage — These are thine,
Yes, little Shipbourne, boast that these are thine —
And if — But oh! — and if 'tis no disgrace,
The birth of him who now records thy praise. 

Nor shalt thou, Mereworth, remain unsung,
Where noble Westmoreland, his country's friend,
Bids British greatness love the silent shade,
Where piles superb, in classic elegance,
Arise, and all is Roman, like his heart. 

Nor Chatham, tho' it is not thine to shew
The lofty forest or the verdant lawns,
[Page 135]281  Yet niggard silence shall not grutch thee praise. 
The lofty forests by thy sons prepar'd
Becomes the warlike navy, braves the floods,
And gives Sylvanus empire in the main. 
Oh that Britannia, in the day of war,
Wou'd not alone Minerva's valour trust,
But also hear her wisdom! Then her oaks
Shap'd by her own mechanics, wou'd alone
Her island fortify, and fix her fame;
Nor wou'd she weep, like Rachael, for her sons,
Whose glorious blood, in mad profusion,
In foreign lands is shed — and shed in vain. 

Now on fair Dover's topmost cliff I'll stand,
And look with scorn and triumph on proud France. 
Of yore an isthmus jutting from this coast,
Join'd the Britannic to the Gallic shore;
But Neptune on a day, with fury fir'd,
Rear'd his tremendous trident, smote the earth,
And broke th' unnatural union at a blow. —
"'Twixt you and you, my servants and my sons,
" Be there (he cried) eternal discord — France
"Shall bow the neck to Cantium's peerless offspring,
" And as the oak reigns lordly o'er the shrub,
"So shall the hop have homage from the vine." 

Text

TEI/XML [chunk] (XML - 1.8M / ZIP - 177K) / ECPA schema (RNC - 357K / ZIP - 73K)
Plain text [excluding paratexts] (TXT - 32K / ZIP - 15K)

Facsimile (Source Edition)

(Page images digitized from microfilm of a copy in the Bodleian Library [2799 d 134].)

Images

Image #1 (JPEG - 221K)
Image #2 (JPEG - 333K)
Image #3 (JPEG - 555K)
Image #4 (JPEG - 708K)
Image #5 (JPEG - 616K)
Image #6 (JPEG - 669K)
Image #7 (JPEG - 702K)
Image #8 (JPEG - 621K)
Image #9 (JPEG - 638K)
Image #10 (JPEG - 664K)
Image #11 (JPEG - 668K)
Image #12 (JPEG - 750K)
Image #13 (JPEG - 722K)
Image #14 (JPEG - 702K)
Image #15 (JPEG - 752K)
Image #16 (JPEG - 730K)
Image #17 (JPEG - 746K)
Image #18 (JPEG - 653K)
Image #19 (JPEG - 739K)
Image #20 (JPEG - 502K)
Image #21 (JPEG - 178K)
Image #22 (JPEG - 185K)
Image #23 (JPEG - 446K)
Image #24 (JPEG - 698K)
Image #25 (JPEG - 640K)
Image #26 (JPEG - 530K)
Image #27 (JPEG - 697K)
Image #28 (JPEG - 686K)
Image #29 (JPEG - 690K)
Image #30 (JPEG - 638K)
Image #31 (JPEG - 658K)
Image #32 (JPEG - 625K)
Image #33 (JPEG - 636K)
Image #34 (JPEG - 658K)
Image #35 (JPEG - 634K)

PDF

All Images (PDF - 7.8M)

About this text

Title (in Source Edition): THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. In Two BOOKS.

Author: Christopher Smart

Themes: drink; labour

Genres: blank verse; georgic

Text view / Document view

THE HOP-GARDEN . A GEORGIC . BOOK the FIRST . (book)
THE HOP-GARDEN . A GEORGIC . BOOK the SECOND . (book)

Source edition

Smart, Christopher, 1722-1771. Poems on several occasions: By Christopher Smart, A. M. Fellow of Pembroke-Hall, Cambridge. London: printed for the author, by W. Strahan; and sold by J. Newbery, at the Bible and Sun, in St. Paul’s Church-Yard, MDCCLII., 1752, pp. []-135. [16],230p.,plates; 4⁰. (ESTC T42626; OTA K041581.000) (Page images digitized from microfilm of a copy in the Bodleian Library [2799 d 134].)

Editorial principles

The text has been typographically modernized, but without any silent modernization of spelling, capitalization, or punctuation. The source of the text is given and all editorial interventions have been recorded in textual notes. Based on the electronic text originally produced by the TCP project, this ECPA text has been edited to conform to the recommendations found in Level 5 of the Best Practices for TEI in Libraries version 4.0.0.

Secondary literature

Mounsey, Chris. Christopher Smart's 'The Hop-Garden' and John Philips's 'Cyder', a Battle of the Georgics? Mid-Eighteenth-Century Poetic Discussions of Authority, Science and Experience. British Journal for Eighteenth-Century Studies 22 (1999): 67-84. Print.
Pellicer, Juan Christian. Christopher Smart's 'The Hop-Garden': a satirical parody of John Philips's 'Cyder'?. Notes and Queries 51(4) (2004): 400-406. Print.

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC.

In Two BOOKS.

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the FIRST.

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the SECOND.

THE HOP-GARDEN. A GEORGIC. BOOK the SECOND.

Text

Facsimile (Source Edition)

Images

PDF

About this text

Contents

Source edition

Editorial principles

Secondary literature

Other works by Christopher Smart

Phonological layer

Morphological layer

Syntactic layer

Semantic layer

Pragmatic layer