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1 TO please the Fair, what different ways
2 Each lover acts his part;
3 One tenders snuff, another praise,
4 A toothpick, or a heart!
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5 Alike they all, to gain their end,
6 Peculiar arts disclose;
7 While I, submissive, only send
8 An humble pair of hose.
9 Long may they guard, from cold and harm,
10 The snowy limbs that wear 'em,
11 And kindly lend their influence warm
12 To ev'ry thing that's near 'em.
13 But let it not be faulty deem'd,
14 Nor move your indignation,
15 If I a little partial seem'd
16 In gifts or commendation:
17 Each fair perfection to display
18 Would far exceed my charter,
19 My humble Muse must never stray
20 Above the knee or garter.
21 And who did e'er a subject view
22 So worthy to be prais'd,
23 Or from so fair foundation knew
24 So fine a structure rais'd?
25 Thou learned leach, sage Kember, say,
26 (In spite of drugs and plaisters)
27 You who can talk the live-long day
28 Of buildings and pilasters:
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29 You who for hours have rov'd about
30 Thro' halls and colonades,
31 And scarce would deign to tread on aught
32 But arches and arcades:
33 Did you, in all your mazy rounds,
34 Two nobler pillars view?
35 What yielding marble ere was found
36 So exquisitely true?
37 The swelling dome, with stately show,
38 May many fancies please,
39 I view content what lies below
40 The cornice of the frieze;
41 The lovely twins, so white, so round,
42 That bear the noble pile,
43 Must soon proceed from Venus' mound,
44 Or from Cythera's isle.
45 Propitious Fates preserve them safe,
46 And keep them close together,
47 And grant they may the malice brave
48 Of man as well as weather.
49 From luckless love, or rancour base,
50 May never harm attend 'em,
51 And grant, whatever be the case,
52 That I may still defend 'em.
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53 By gentle, generous love 'tis true,
54 They never can miscarry,
55 No ill can come, no loss ensue,
56 From honest, harmless Harry.
57 But should a knight of greater heat
58 Precipitate invade,
59 Believe me, Bell, they then may need
60 Some seasonable aid.
61 O may I ready be at hand
62 From every harm to screen 'em,
63 Then, Samson-like, I'll take my stand,
64 And live, or die between 'em.


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Author: Anonymous
Themes: clothing; sex; relations between the sexes
Genres: ballad metre; thing-poem
References: DMI 30866

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Mendez, Moses. A collection of the most esteemed pieces of poetry: that have appeared for several years. With variety of originals, by the late Moses Mendez, Esq; and other contributors to Dodsley's collection. To which this is intended as a supplement. London: printed for Richardson and Urquhart, 1767, pp. 167-170. [8],320p. ; 8⁰. (ESTC T124631; DMI 1073; OTA K099398.000) (Page images digitized from a copy in the Bodleian Library [Harding C 148].)

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