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FROM SNIPE, A FAVOURITE DOG, TO HIS MASTER.

May, 1791.

1 O BEST of good masters, your mild disposition
2 Perhaps may induce you to read my petition:
3 Believe me in earnest, though acting the poet,
4 My break feels the smart, and mine actions do shew it.
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5 At morn when I rise, I go down to the kitchen,
6 Where oft I've been treated with kicking and switching.
7 There's nothing but quiet, no toil nor vexation,
8 The cookmaid herself seems possess'd of discretion.
9 The scene gave surprise, and I could not but love it,
10 Then found 'twas because she had nothing to covet.
11 From thence to the dining-room I took a range sir,
12 My heart swells with grief when I think of the change there;
13 No dishes well dress'd, with their flavour to charm me,
14 Nor even so much as a fire to warm me.
15 For bread I ransack ev'ry corner with caution,
16 Then trip down the stair in a terrible passion.
17 I go with old James, when the soss is a dealing,
18 But brutes are voracious and void of all feeling;
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19 They quickly devour't; not a morsel they leave me,
20 And then by their growling ill nature they grieve me.
21 My friend Jenny Little pretends to respect me,
22 And yet sir at meal-time she often neglects me:
23 Of late she her breakfast with me would have parted,
24 But now eats it all, so I'm quite broken hearted.
25 O haste back to Loudoun, my gentle good master,
26 Relieve your poor Snipy from ev'ry disaster.
27 A sight of yourself would afford me much pleasure,
28 A share of your dinner an excellent treasure,
29 Present my best wishes unto the good lady,
30 Whose plate and potatoes to me are ay ready:
31 When puss and I feasted so kindly together;
32 But now quite forlorn we condole with each other.
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33 No more I'll insist, lest your patience be ended;
34 I beg by my scrawl, sir, you'll not be offended;
35 But mind, when you see me ascending Parnassus,
36 The need that's of dogs there to drive down the Asses.

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Title (in Source Edition): FROM SNIPE, A FAVOURITE DOG, TO HIS MASTER. May, 1791.
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Little, Janet, 1759-1813. The Poetical Works of Janet Little, the Scotch Milkmaid. Air: Printed by John & Peter Wilson, 1792, pp. [129]-132.  (ESTC T126549) (Page images digitized from a copy in the Library of the University of California, Los Angeles.)

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